Naughty Neighbors May 2005

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another edition of "The Pick-up Artist," starring your old buddy Charlie O'Neal driving around Southern California, picking up young, horny girls, taking them back to my apartment, getting them to take off their clothes, taking pictures of them, then getting them to suck my cock and let me fuck them. Oh, and did I mention? I get paid for it, too. Pretty good scratch, if I do say so myself. The kind folks at Naughty Neighbors have been paying for my blow jobs for well over a year now, and I couldn't thank them enough. And thanks to you, the readers of NN, too, for writing in and saying how much you enjoy this stuff. You know, when I first started doing "The Pick-Up Artist" way back in the April '04 issue, I was a little concerned that some of you guys out there might be jealous. Not only do I get to take pics of these chicks, but I get to get blown by them, too. But, I gotta say, you guys have been pretty grown-up about this whole thing, and I guess what that comes down to is that as long as I get to fuck and you get to jack, everybody's happy. Right?