"I'm sure I'll get fired from wally-mart if my bosses see me in the mag," said Tatum. "But it was one of my bosses who took the pics, and there are lots of rules about senior management not 'engaging in personal relationships with junior staff.' I guess that a manager screwing me every chance he gets-day and night-qualifies as a 'personal relationship.' Well, screw it! I got way more than two weeks pay for being in the magazine, and I'm gonna give my lover a surprise because he doesn't know I sent in the photos."