coming soon: Naughty Neighbors October 2004

Our last lady for this issue is slinky Silvia, who calls frigid North Dakota home when she's not at school. "I chose a college a few states away from home so I'd feel free to get freaky," she explained. "I've always been shy, and I wanted to get over that, so I asked my boyfriend if he'd take naked pictures of me." Whadda ya think his answer was? "He dared me to submit the photos to a magazine and showed me a stack of different ones that his fraternity brothers subscribed to. Naughty Neighbors was my favorite, so I hope I get in." Hope? She doesn't need hope