Naughty Neighbors June 2004

"I like oral sex. I'm a spitter. I hate anal sex." So wrote Shawnie, a 23-year-old cocktail waitress from Las Vegas, on the questionnaire we sent to her after she and her boyfriend sent us these pictures of them fucking in his backyard. EARTH TO SHAWNIE: HONESTY IS NOT ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY. "I like oral sex." Good. "I'm a spitter." Bad. "I hate anal sex." Awful! Sometimes it's best to lie, even if you are a first-time amateur who's so innocent that you didn't lose your virginity until you were 18 years old. Especially if the guys you're lying to are trying to work up a good hard-on so they can jack all over your pictures. Although that shouldn't be a problem.