coming soon: Naughty Neighbors November 2005

Selena didn't think she was sexy until her fiance told her she was sexy. "I work in a book store," she said, as if that explained everything. "I go to Star Wars conventions. I asked my parents to take me to Six Flags for my 21st birthday. I read history books and watch C-SPAN. I wear jeans and baggy T-shirts. I wear eyeglasses, for God's sake." The eyeglasses are sexy. Really sexy. "You think so?" Selena said, not sure if we were putting her on when we contacted her by phone. "My boyfriend thinks so, too. He told me to wear them." Smart guy.