Free in Florida

"I like to be tied up," said Sabrina James, a 21-year-old chickie who was born in Oklahoma and now lives in South Florida. Note to all the parents out there: If you're living in a place like Oklahoma or Nebraska or Iowa and your daughter suddenly announces that she wants to move to South Florida, she's telling you that she wants to become a model. Or a stripper. Or a nude model for NaughtyMag.com. DO NOT LET HER LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Fortunately for us, Sabrina did leave the house, and she did shave her pussy, and she did spread it for our jacking pleasure. "I have had fantasies where I am in a castle dungeon, and the dungeon master is having his way with me." Sorry, Sabrina, but we don't have dungeons in South Florida. Will a nice hammock do?