Naughty Neighbors December 2005

"I work on my uncle's farm which is not too far from Leominster," said Ricki. "I love the work, but I don't have any social life at all. I don't have a car, so I'm pretty much tied to the farm or the local village, which I can bike to if I want to see something different than the arse end of sheep. There are no local lads worth a looksee, so, when I get randy, I have to do my own thing. So you'll find me diddling myself pretty much every night. What I wouldn't give for a real cock! I'm so randy that I would have had a quickie with the vet if he had taken the time to chat me up when he visited the farm last week. And he's in his mid-30s and married! Shows you how desperate I am."