coming soon: Naughty Neighbors Holiday 2005

Peeping Peter says, "So this is how it ends. A half-deserted beach in Miami on a cloudy summer afternoon, a chick wearing a thong bikini and a jobless man with a hard-on. That jobless man would be me, fellas. On this particular day, I didn't feel like sitting in my car and waiting for some chick to drive up, so I found a spot, parked, got my camera bag out, got a blanket from my trunk and found a spot on the beach. Chickie-Poo showed up 10 minutes after that, about a minute before I was ready to call it a day, and when I saw her, the adrenaline kicked in, and the hard-on kicked up and I knew she was the one. Going out in style."