coming soon: Naughty Neighbors February 2004

"Tom works where I do," said Olivia, a 24-year-old sales clerk at a major chain department store. "He works in electronics. I work in women's clothing. We met at a company picnic last summer. The company doesn't have a policy against employees dating, but it definitely has a policy against employees fucking in girlie magazines. Well, who cares? If the hypocrites find out, that means they read NN, right? Besides, like I keep telling Tom, the way we fuck, we deserve better than this boring job."