Naughty Neighbors April 2004

School is expensive, men. Take Maggy's situation. Pretty girl. Graduated at the top of her class. Now Naughty Neighbor of the Month. Her mother was willing to wash floors to send her to a prestigious college. Problem was, her brother's a brain, too, and he got to mommy's floor money first. So when Maggy told her parents that she wanted to go to a private school, not one of the cheapo state universities in Florida, they said, "Sorry, honey, but we can't afford it." Well, a spoiled girl would've pouted. Not Maggy. "I can wash floors, too," she said. And then she discovered another way of making money. She discovered it in her boyfriend's copy of Naughty Neighbors. It's called naked photos. And Maggy, 3.82 GPA, was willing to do anything for her education.