Naughty Neighbors Holiday 2004

Lynn works in a mall. She stands behind a booth in a kiosk and does instant makeovers for the wishful housewives who pass her stand. But here's the deal: Lynn's not happy with her job. She thinks it's boring. She wants to do something more exciting. Like get into porn. "I already have my name picked out," she said. "It's Jerzi." As in New Jersey? "I don't know," she whined. "I just like the way Jerzi sounds." Lynn, who had one of her girlfriends take these pics and send them in to NN, is practicing. Although she says she dresses conservatively for work, she dresses like a slut at night. "And I try to have sex at least 10 times a week," she said. Which is impressive, because consider this: She doesn't have a boyfriend.