coming soon: Naughty Neighbors July 2004

"I didn't think this sweater was anything sexy or special when I bought it," said Louise, who needs a lesson in men's taste in women's fashions. "I thought it was just a white sweater. Kinda cute. But when I wore it the first time, my boyfriend kept looking at me, then he couldn't keep his hands off the zipper. Even in the car, he'd reach over and pull the zipper down, then pull it up again, and he'd do it over and over again. He was like a little kid with that zipper. It's the funniest thing with men. Is everything a toy?" Well, Louise, as your guy could've told you, a zippered sweater full of tits is definitely a toy.