coming soon: Naughty Neighbors August 2005

When we last saw Leilani in the April '03 issue of Neighbors, she was a Student who was living with her boyfriend. Two years later, Leilani has graduated from college and is-egads!-married to the same guy who took her pics the first time. "I know I'm too young to be married, but I had no choice," Leilani said. "Remember when I said that my boyfriend doesn't understand why I use my toy when we have sex so often? Well, he got so jealous of my toys that I had no choice but to marry him, just to prove that I was faithful to him. I know it doesn't make any sense, but what was I supposed to do?" You were supposed to dump the asshole and keep the toys, Leilani. "Well, I kept my toys. Can't you tell?" Yeah, we can tell. In between the tears, we can tell.