coming soon: Naughty Neighbors May 2006

"I have a confession. I've taken up dog-walking. No, I don't mean as a money-making concern. I mean I've taken up walking my elderly neighbor's dog. It's a yappy, ugly, hairy little bastard, but the girls love it. And, of course, I always carry my digital camera and a few business cards when I walk the little shit. So I met Lana while I was out walking, getting some smoggy, LA sun. Lana was sitting on a bench in my local park, eating yogurt, when I came upon her. Sir Stanley-what a name for a fucking dog-went up to her to beg for some, and Lana and I got to talking." The rest is history.