coming soon: Naughty Neighbors July 2003

"I work for that international coffee shop chain - you know the one. My friends think that I must get to meet lots of hunky guys. Wrong! The only guys who come in are geeks and posers. But I'm happy. One of the delivery guys who comes every week is real cute. We're dating and I usually have to work till closing time, then I rush to his place, and I'm often partially undressed before I get up to his condo. Quite often we don't even make it to the bedroom before I jump his bones. The carpet just inside his front door has taken a helluva beating. We've humped all over his place, even out on the narrow, fifth-floor balcony. That was about three in the morning, and the temperature was in the 60s. We put an air mattress down, and he humped me doggie style. I came twice and couldn't keep quiet, no matter how hard I tried. Some neighbors must have heard my moans and groans, but we didn't see anyone."