coming soon: Naughty Neighbors June 2004

"My boss hired me because of my tits," said Jennifer, a secretary for a high-powered executive in the entertainment industry. "I found that out after I got hired when I spent my first two weeks doing nothing. I finally said to one of the other secretaries, 'Why'd they hired me if there was nothing for me to do?' She looked at me like I was stupid, then she pointed to her chest and said, 'For your tits, honey. Haven't you noticed that all the secretaries here have big tits?'" We think it's a shame that Jennifer's boss looked at her and saw nothing but big tits. How about that meaty, sexy ass? How about those powerful thighs? Some men are so damn shallow, aren't they? Take Jennifer's boyfriend. When he finally convinced her to take these pics, couldn't he have come up with something more imaginative for a setting than an office? "Believe it or not, he likes it that my boss hired me for my tits," Jennifer said. "I said to him, 'Yeah, and you probably asked me out because of my tits, too.' He just smiled, grabbed my left breast with one hand and my ass with the other and said, 'Actually, I thought you'd give a good blow job.'"