Naughty Neighbors June 2006

Charlie O'Neal, aka The Pick-Up Artist, says, "Sometimes good stuff is right under your nose, and yet it can be the last place you think to go beaver hunting. That's what happened to me. I met this lovely gal by the swimming pool in the complex where I live. Seems she's subletting a unit from relatives. It was a weekday morning, and she and I were the only folk lucky enough to be out in the sunshine. Jamie looked good-real good-in her little, blue bikini, so I decided to try my pitch. Why not?" Obviously, why not?