coming soon: Naughty Neighbors January 2006

The first time we looked at these pictures of Dana, a divorcee and hairdresser, we said, "She looks like she was put on this earth to fuck." And we were right. Kind of. "I was married for 26 years to a man who didn't know what to do with my tits or my pussy," she said. "He'd leave for work in the morning, and I'd pull out my vibrators and my butt plugs and spend most of the morning working over my horny holes and playing with my nipples. Then, one day, he came home from work unexpectedly and walked in on me on my hands and knees with a butt-plug in my ass and a dildo in my cunt. He said, 'Is this what you do when I'm at work?' I said, 'Would you rather I cheated? I'm certainly not gonna get any dick from you.' That was the end of our marriage."