Naughty Neighbors April 2005

"My boyfriend bought this home gym workout thingie for like two hundred bucks, and he never uses it," said Celia, who's staying in prime shape despite the fact that her boyfriend has put on over twenty pounds since they started going out a year and a half ago. "I decided we might as well use it for something." That something is sex. Celia recently discovered that she likes to fuck on her boyfriend's previously-unused home-gym thingie. She especially likes lying back and hooking her feet into the various pulley contraptions so he can bang her senseless. "The weird thing is, he fucks me better since he put on the weight," Celia said. "It seems now I have all this extra weight pounding into me, and it makes him fuck me so much harder. I love it!"