Naughty Neighbors January 2005

"My husband almost died the day I took off my bra and he noticed I'd pierced both my nipples," said Cami, a bored housewife whose husband works for an ultra-conservative accounting firm. "He's going to freak when he sees these pictures, especially when he sees they were taken by our pool!" They were snapped by one of Cami's equally bored and horny girlfriends, by the way. "The company's annual picnic is in a few weeks, and I'm gonna wear a see-through top so all the partners can see my pierced nipples," she said. "I might even bring along this copy of Neighbors!"