coming soon: Naughty Neighbors April 2004

In the interest of full disclosure, these pictures are what happens when the guy who does "The Pick-Up Artist," can't talk the chick he picks up into a blow-job chaser. He was on campus at a university near downtown Los Angeles when he spotted Brooke, a temporarily transplanted Georgian, walking to class. Laid his rap on her and waited for her response. Turned out she'd thought about posing nude before and needed the money. But - and this made The Pick-Up Artist sick - she wanted to do something "glamorous." Which meant no BJ chaser.
"My friend has a pool we can use," Brooke told The Pick-Up Artist. "Actually, it's her parents' pool, but they're away for a while. It's really beautiful. We can go there." Of course, The Pick-Up Artist didn't care about beautiful settings. He cared about getting his nob sucked. But that wasn't going to happen, so he took what Brooke was willing to give him, which was some pretty explicit spreading and dildoizing, more than he ever expected to get from her. He jacked during the bathroom break.