coming soon: Naughty Neighbors July 2005

Some chicks just get the whole thing ass backwards. Take Brooke, who fucked in the March '03 issue of Neighbors. And now she's going solo. Usually it's the other way around, you know? But not with Brooke. "The guy I was with the first time?" Brooke said. "I'm not with him anymore. Get this: We broke up because a few weeks after my issue came out, we were having sex, and I guess I had a strange look on my face because he said, 'What are you thinking about?' and I said, 'I'm thinking about all the guys who are jerking off to the pictures of me in Naughty Neighbors.' That pissed him off so bad, he decided he didn't want to go out with me anymore. And a month later, I met the guy who I'm engaged to now. So I had him take these pictures of me because I want to see his reaction when they come out. And when I see his reaction, I'll know if he's the right one."