coming soon: Naughty Neighbors November 2005

"I like sensitive men with dark hair and light eyes," Alice said. "I like fun-loving, spontaneous men. I love chivalry and being pampered. I like anal sex and sex in public." Huh? Wah? Did 30something Alice just say she likes gentlemen who will pound her anus in public places? "What's wrong with that?" she said. "I don't see any contradiction between a man treating a woman like a lady and also giving her what she wants sexually. I once gave head to a boy-friend in a Chucky Cheeses and on a couch in a hotel lobby, and I wouldn't have done either of those things if he hadn't treated me properly." But the boyfriend became Alice's husband. And he didn't treat her properly. And now they're divorced. And now Alice is living out one of her fantasies in NN. We're happy to hold the door open for her.