"Yeah, you guys broke the law! I was shooting for them originally and then, all of a sudden, I was being approached all on the down low and you guys whisked me away to your offices with my sets in tow. It was pretty funny. And to tell the truth, it was so great because I love BootyLicious magazine. And in the end, I get to be in the mag, which is so sexy!" It was all because of your puckered, gaping asshole. We couldn't say no to that cutie caboose. "Yeah, a bunch of guys have told me before that my asshole looks really inviting. I am glad you guys liked it so much. I just wanted to make some extra cash from modeling so that I could pay for college. I wasn't really excited about it. But when I found out that BootyLicious was stealing me away, I actually got really horny....