"I masturbate, I do it when I'm not having sex regularly," Tatiana said. "I rub my clit and keep teasing it till I orgasm. I usually don't put my fingers into my pussy, but sometimes I slip a wet finger into my butthole when I'm just about to cum." Tatiana is 21 years old, she's from Seattle, Washington and she's--get this--a valet parker. Yeah, this tiny piece of ass parks cars for a living, but you know what they say...ya gotta eat. "Sometimes when things are slow, I'll go to park a car, and then I'll stay there a while and get myself off," Tatiana said. "I wonder what the owner of the car would say if he knew that my pussy juices were all over his car seat." He probably wouldn't say anything. He'd probably just lick them off.