Now that we know about your ass, tell us about yourself.
"Sure! I was born in England, and I now live in Hawaii, where I work as an interior designer. People tell me I look like Mel B. You know, the Spice Girl? I'm pretty spicy! I guess you could call me part-professional woman, part-slut. When I'm working, meeting with clients, I'm very proper. Very much the lady, so to speak. But the real me likes to dress down, party and have a good time. That's the me who decided to take these...