"My ex-boyfriend used to tell me that I drove like a blow job: slow and sloppy. Ever since then I don't do much driving, but I needed a ride to this party in Miami. I didn't have any way to get there so I decided to hitchhike and see what happens. A couple of guys who were going on a road trip picked me up and offered to give me a lift. One of them was really cute, and I wanted to fuck him really bad. But I couldn't just completely...
"I don't know. You tell me. I smoke cigarettes sometimes, and I skip school sometimes. And I have sex all the time. If that's what makes someone a bad girl then I guess so. I...
Her sign reads "Miami or Bust." What she really means is Sex or Bust. A ride to Miami isn't as important to her as a ride on a cock. Lizzy is going to do whatever it takes to get laid. In this case, she's flying a sign while wearing a mini-skirt. She...