"I grew up listening to DJ Rob on the radio. He was always so funny and witty in his interviews, and he knows a lot about music. Especially classic rock, which is like, my favorite. I applied for an internship at the station he DJs at just so I could meet him. I was so starstruck when I finally did. I acted like a total nerd, stuttering and fidgeting. But he made me feel right at home, and even let me into the studio to show me the equipment. It was fun, but to be honest, I was more interested in the equipment in his pants. His package looked huge, and it seemed to be getting bigger by the minute. I knew this was my chance to fulfill one of my long-time fantasies."
