Welcome, Kelly. You're pretty pasty. Do guys like it or do they find it a turn-off?


"Some guys like it, some don't. Obviously I go for the ones who like my look. Anyway, I like my dark hair and pale skin, and that's all that matters. Plus, you know what they say about girls with pale skin. They have nice pink pussies. I know I do. On top of that I've been told it tastes sweet, too. That's why I'm wearing these undies. An ex-boyfriend bought them for me 'cause he said I had a sweet pie. Get it? It was nice of him, but he couldn't eat pussy so I had to dump him."



That's kind of harsh.

"Yeah, I guess I'm not so sweet after all. But whatever....