If you gotta get married, you want it to be to a girl like Ivana. She's a young housewife from Seattle, Washington, whose husband is often out of town on business. So what does she do when he's out of town? Go shopping? Fuck around with the mailman? Tease dirty old men? No. She puts on her hubby's shirt so she can smell his smell. She talks about how much she "meeeses" him as she lies down on the bed and starts to play with herself. She's an honest woman, and if this hubby of hers is fucking other women on these so-called business trips, then he's a greedy asshole who doesn't deserve what he's got. So, Ivana, if the hubby leaves? You've always got a shoulder to cry on.