Fiona catches balls on the field and cum on the face.

"It takes a lot of energy and skill to be a good goalie and a good cocksucker. Fiona is the star goalie at her high school. What does that tell you...

Know what a 'paper-bagger' is?

It's a chick you would bang so long as she wore a paper bag over her head. Girls like that are the reason some guys prefer the doggie-style position–so they can avoid looking...