"My bloke was so excited that I was going to pose for NN," said Sky. "He showed up at my flat with a present for me: This nightie that, he said, would make me look really sexy. I thought it looked like something a Soho prozzy might wear, but I went into the loo to put it on, anyway. When I came out, he was standing on my dressing table so he could take some pics from an 'artistic angle' he said. I was just waiting for him to fall on his bum. He was like a porn director, telling me what to do and how to move. But I shut him up real quick when I started to finger my twat and it creamed up.".